– How spicy would you like your soup, Sir?
– Extra spicy, please.
– Well, we have different kinds of spiciness, we have baby-spicy and we have Bhut jolokia spicy. Which level would you prefer, Sir?
– I think I can handle all them.
– That’s what she said!
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